Toyota Starlet, Honda Civic Type R, Kawasaki Ninja Race Bike: The Dopest Cars I Found For Sale Online

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Everyone should, at some point in their life, own a deeply sketchy tuner car. Something with a massive turbo, aftermarket gauges that block the stock ones, mismatched wheels, and a rebuilt title. It should be a rite of passage, like those countries that make you do a year of military service when you graduate high school.

This Beemer could be your ticket to sketchy tuner glory. The Marketplace photos show the car with its front bumper, headlights, crash bar, and engine removed, which gives us a hint as to how the car was likely totaled out — a front-end collision. Sure, the ad says “minor dents and scratches,” but they all do.