Shortened Volkswagen Bug, Whale Isuzu, Gyrocopter: The Dopest Cars I Found For Sale Online

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This is an entirely normal Grand Prix GT from the year of our lord 2001. Yeah, like the space odyssey. It has a side-3xit exhaust, massive Goodyear Eagle tires, a full roll cage, and two seats — just like every other Grand Prix. I swear, mister DMV employee sir, this is the most bone-stock Pontiac Grand Prix you ever did see.

…Is he gone? Okay, you may have noticed that this is not in fact a Grand Prix. Instead, it’s a genuine NASCAR. The seller claims it was originally a super speedway car, but is now set up for road courses — with, oddly, two seats. They also claim it’s street legal, which seems suspect without lights, wipers, or doors. Worth a shot, though.